The Graphenberg Spot

Woke up this morning, turned on the Donohue show
One look at that silver hair and was ready to go
He’s my very favorite, never too complex
Hell, most of the time he just talks about sex

Some doctor said to Phil about a brand new find
Phil turned a little red, still I wasn’t paying no mind
Then those doctors’ words started getting me hot
It will make your lovemaking smoother
It’s the graphenberg spot

Well the Graphenberg spot makes me hot
Makes me love loving, love it a lot
Sends me into space like an astronaut
No tang for me honey, that really hits the spot

I took out my notebook and diagramed the play
Bound and determined to try for it today
I called my friend Gladys and glady gave her the news
It’s a brand new invention and only Jay Leno will lose

Gladys put down the phone and crawled back in bed
Started looking for that spot with her husband Ned
You can find it every morning, find it every night
But you are only going to find it if he hits it right

Well the Graphenberg spot makes me hot
Makes me love loving, love it a lot
Sends me into space like an astronaut
No tang for me honey, that really hits the spot

It’s not to close, it’s not far away
It’s no work to find it, just a whole lot of play
It’s one part of lovin your mother never taught
Leave it to science to give us the graphenberg spot

I ran out looking for my man
Knew he’d be a skeptic, never was a Donahue fan
I went to his bar and he was drinking some beers
Had to let him know he’d been doing it wrong all these years
I dragged him home and had him pull out the cot
From now on weekends are made 
For the Graphenberg Spot